Golden latkertunity

The Golden Lake Resort is a "semi-refurbished" Catskills destination that is better known by its nickname, "The Golden Latke." It only exists in my mind—and in a story of mine that's now available at Ruthie's Club. There you'll find skeptical vacationer Joyce, wisecracking entertainment director Bernie Schellfisch, and other horny Hanukkah holidaymakers.

Thanks, Ruthie!

[Paid membership required. Bring your own towel.]

Dancing my way into your hearts

(Of course, in order to get to your hearts, I'll have to enter through an orifice.)

This is the cover art for Sex & Shoes, an erotica anthology edited by Lori Perkins. It contains my torrid tap-dancing tale "Show Stopper"!

Neve Black and Rachel Kramer Bussel are also getting new shoes!

Feeding frenzy?

No, reading frenzy. And reading Frenzy. Courtesy of ace photographer EllaRegina—and the well-stocked independent bookstore where she photographed me. She calls it "Twin Peeks"!

This is an alternate version of the photo, by the way. To see it in a frenzy of color, visit the blog of the collection's magnificent editor, Alison Tyler.

Three on a Match

I was eighteen, and I kept falling in love with my buddies’ girlfriends. Bad habit, but I guess it was some sort of phase I was going through. They say that everyone needs a hobby.

Thus begins "Three on a Match"; and I'm proud as a solar flare to announce that this story of mine will be appearing in Alison Tyler's Playing with Fire. Alison's white-hot anthology of boundary-crossing erotica will be released in the spring, and it will include work by Janine Ashbless, Heidi Champa, Shanna Germain, Jolene Hui, Sommer Marsden, Kristina Wright ... and who else? I've been disorganized this week, so please raise hands/voices/tulips if I've missed you!

Hear ye, hear ye

Another sexy audiobook has hit the soundscape recently, with a story of mine along for the ride! Tease Me, collection 2 is available from both the U.S. and UK Audible sites. "Bathing Minerva" is my hobby—er, I mean, my story; the print version can be found in this Xcite Books anthology, edited by Miranda Forbes.

O Oysters!

[said the Jeremy, with apologies to Lewis Carroll]

The table of contents has been announced for the first Oysters & Chocolate print anthology, edited by Jordan LaRousse and Samantha Sade of the Oysters & Chocolate erotica site, and scheduled for release by Penguin/NAL in the spring!

I'm happy as a clam to know that I'll be displayed on the half shell with Neve Black, Brian K. Crawford, Kay Jaybee, Gwen Masters, Alicia Night Orchid, Alana Noël Voth, Jordana Winters, and other primo scallops—er, scribes, as they flex their impressive writing [oh, god] mussels.

The book is now available for preorder ... meaning you can reserve now and [oh, dear] shell out later.

[Never mind Carroll ... apologies to everybody for the puns.]

Get On, Get Off

Get on, get off when you fly in masturbation class!

Only from Zirbin Airlines.

Trendsetting tycoon Maxwell Zirbin had definitely outdone himself this time ...

That's how my story "Get On, Get Off" departs from the jetway, on board The Mile High Club, an airplane-sex anthology piloted by Rachel Kramer Bussel. (That's sex on airplanes, not sex between or among airplanes. Though if you've ever wondered where those little planes come from ...)

The flight is scheduled for March, 2009, and Amazon is already taking reservations! And if you visit the book's blog, you'll see that I'll be embarking with Cheyenne Blue, Elizabeth Coldwell, Stan Kent, Sommer Marsden, Teresa Noelle Roberts, Thomas S. Roche, Craig J. Sorensen, Donna George Storey, Alison Tyler, Kristina Wright, and other first-class travelers. Who needs a window seat, with neighbors like that!

Being Myself

Being myself: Yep, it's a dirty job, but I'm required to do it. : )

And I'm proud to announce that "Being Myself" is also the title of a new story of mine, which can be found at Clean Sheets—just hanging out there, being itself.

I hope you'll join me, as I attempt to prove that "goofball" is a sexy word.

Ménage à Denim

These book covers don't have anything directly to do with me. But the cover design ties in nicely with the topic of this blog post—and, what the heck, one is always on sure ground when plugging Alison Tyler and Thomas S. Roche.

But getting back to plugging myself (ahem) ... a new story of mine, "Ménage à Denim," is now up at Ruthie's Club [paid membership required]. The teaser tells us that "Dina’s relationship with Charlotte and her relationship with Michael are as compartmentalized as the left and right pockets of a pair of jeans." And, if you can trust a teaser, this will give you an idea where the story begins—and where it's heading!

Thanks, Ruthie!