Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Who knows best?

Why, Mother, of course—at least in this context.

Because in this context, you see, Mother Knows Best is the title of a new e-book from Xcite, a five-story building—er, I mean volume that includes my piece "Changing Objectives." Here's a taste of that one:

While she quickly filled out the form she had prepared, she was aware that Gavin was watching her. A glance in his direction revealed that his mouth hung open in an expression of perplexity. But his eyes seemed to burn with something else—something intoxicating, something that made her acutely aware of the rude but sensuous way her skirt was caressing her ass crack, and the titillating breath of the climate-controlled air around her bare ankles.

Friday, August 27, 2010

All for erotica...

... and Erotica For All!

Author/reviewer/editor/mover/shaker Lucy Felthouse has launched an ambitious and fantabulous new site for erotica "readers, writers and everyone in between"! (And doesn't squeezing in between the readers and writers sound like a good time?)

There you'll find juicy author profiles to sink your teeth into (the profiles are juicy—possibly the authors as well); free reads (such as my "Doing the Math"); and, as the site build continues, more and more features.

See you there!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Xcite's latest award!

Xcite Books have been awarded the 2010 Erotic Fiction Publisher award from Jade! The magazine notes that "Xcite has delighted its readers with a wealth of superb titles and first class storytelling."

Monday, August 23, 2010

Sommer's Blogwarming Giveaway

My buddy Sommer Marsden has moved to a new piece of blog real estate (blog estate?), and to celebrate she's giving away a copy of a book that's not even available yet. Drop by Smut Girl's blogwarming party for details!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Tonight: Summer Sex!

Attention New York and environs: Tonight is one of the few remaining events in Rachel Kramer Bussel's legendary In the Flesh reading series. Read on for the details of tonight's sizzling (but air-conditioned!) "Summer Sex/Sex on the Beach" night, followed by info on the other four In The Fleshes that will arouse the NYC calendar through the end of the year.

I'm not in New York this time around, but I can tell you from my experiences both as a reader and attendee at past ITFs that it is a fabulous good time: sexy, sophisticated, playful, friendly, and hip!

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IN THE FLESH EROTIC READING SERIES
SUMMER SEX/SEX ON THE BEACH NIGHT
August 19, 2010, 8:00 pm - 10 pm
AT HAPPY ENDING LOUNGE, 302 BROOME STREET, NYC
(B/D to Grand, J/M/Z to Bowery, F to Delancey or F/V to 2nd Avenue, http://www.happyendinglounge.com)
Between Forsyth & Eldridge. Look for the hot pink awning that says "XIE HE Health Club."
Admission: Free, 21+
Happy Ending Lounge: 212-334-9676
http://www.inthefleshreadingseries.com


Get ready to get overheated at Summer Sex/Sex on the Beach night at In The Flesh! The summer's hottest fiction, a romance novelist, a documentarian, erotica and more. Featuring Abigail Ekue (The Darker Side of Lust), Eric, Hilary Thayer Hamann (Anthropology of an American Girl), Yona Zeldis McDonough (Breaking the Bank), Tony O’Neill (Sick City), Michelle Janine Robinson (Color Me Grey), filmmaker Therese Shechter (How To Lose Your Virginity) and Hope Tarr (The Tutor). Hosted by Rachel Kramer Bussel (Orgasmic, Fast Girls, Please, Sir). Mobile Libris will sell readers' books. 4 free waterproof vibrators from EdenFantasys will be given away and 100 free copies of Sexis Magazine will be distributed. Free Baked by Melissa cupcakes, candy and chips will be served. This is the countdown to the final In The Flesh December 16th so don't miss a very special night!

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September 16: Featuring Logan Belle, author of a forthcoming burlesque romance novel Blue Angel, erotica writer Megan Butcher (contributor, Best Bondage Erotica 2011), novelist Marcy Dermansky (Bad Marie), novelist Lee Houck (Yield), Greg Olear (Totally Killer), and Can't Help the Way That I Feel: Sultry Stories of African American Love, Lust and Fantasy editor Lori Bryant-Woolridge and contributors Sasha James and Erika J. Kendrick (Appetites, Confessions of a Rookie Cheerleader).
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October 21: Orgasm Night - Featuring boudoir photographer Laura Boyd (ownyoursexy.com), Graydancer (Ropecast), novelist Daniel Allen Cox (Krakow Melt), gambling memoir author Beth Raymer (Lay the Favorite) and Orgasmic contributors Neve Black, Heidi Champa, Lana Fox and Velvet Moore. [Go Heidi and Neve! —J.]
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November 18: Sex and Comedy Night with Sara Benincasa, Kim Brittingham, Sara Schaefer, Mandy Stadtmiller, rest of lineup TBA
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December 16: Final In The Flesh!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A "Moment" moment

Just a quick note to note that my erotic story e-collection Spark My Moment is available in an increasing number of places, in various formats. Some of these places are All Romance e-Books, eReadable, Waterstone’s, and of course publisher
Xcite Books (where the 3 for 2 offer is still on!). You can also get SMM in iPhone format, and the Kindle version is now available both in the U.S. and the UK. (Rock My Socks Off is now a transatlantic Kindle product as well. As a paperback or e-book, RMSO is available all sorts of ways in all sorts of places; watch this space for an announcement about North American paperback release SOON!)

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Oh No! Not Another Vampire!

Today I welcome my friend Lisabet Sarai, who is very well-known in the erotica and erotic-romance worlds as a gifted author, editor, critic, and columnist (don't miss her sage and thought-provoking pieces at Oh Get A Grip!).

It's release day for Lisabet's latest,
Fire in the Blood. So pull up a vampire, grab a glass of red, and give a listen as this witty and captivating author tells the tale of her captivating tale!

Oh No! Not Another Vampire!
By Lisabet Sarai

Does the world really need yet another erotic vampire story?

Honestly? No. But that's just too bad, because yesterday Total-E-Bound released my M/M/F vampire ménage, Fire in the Blood. I really didn't want to add to the current surfeit of blood drinkers. It just kind of happened.

You can blame it on Halloween. Last year TEB put out a call for a Halloween vampire anthology. I adore Halloween―it's my absolute favorite holiday―so I was eager to submit something despite the fact that I think there's a serious problem these days with vampire overpopulation. My manuscript was initially accepted but then due to the vagaries of publishing (specifically, the other author of a M/M/F story pulled out of the project, and TEB has a passion for balance), my editor asked if I'd be willing to expand the tale into a stand-alone novella and have it published this year instead. Having put in the effort to create the story in the first place, I wasn't going to give up on it.

Now it's August. Last Halloween is just a delicious memory and this Halloween is months away. Nevertheless, here I am, bringing my vampire, Etienne de Rémorcy, into the literary world.

Of course, Etienne is not exactly a typical erotic romance vampire. For one thing, he's not part of a vampire clan. There are no other vampires in the story, other than the woman who is responsible for his curse, whom he killed long before the story opens. He's also a vampire with a conscience. He has vowed never again to drink human blood. This, of course, offers the story's primary conflict, as the lovely Madeleine arrives at his lair, a ruined plantation deep in the Jamaica's tropical forest, and tempts him into breaking his oath. One thing leads to another (as tends to happen in such tales) and before you know it, Etienne has seduced (or perhaps been seduced by), and feasted on, Madeleine's lover Troy as well.

Etienne has few powers other than his cursed ability to inspire lust in humans. He is emotionally vulnerable in a way that erotic vampires rarely are. Vampires usually have a villainous streak but in Fire in the Blood, Etienne is deeply moral, a true hero.

Still, I wonder if he's really different enough to stand out in the crowd of nasty, naughty Nosferatus.

This is my first long vampire tale. I've published a couple of short stories in which I tried my damnedest to break every vampire rule I could think of. My Thai vampire Mai in “Fourth World” (in D.L. King's anthology The Sweetest Kiss) doesn't even have fangs. She's not particularly wicked (though she is a bit scary). She's just a girl picking up guys for some fun.

The vampire I created in “Vampires Limited” (in the Black Lace collection Lust at First Bite) is a blond-haired, blue-eyed ex-college boy who was turned at a frat party. Unlike the typical literary vamp, he has only been a blood drinker for a few years. Daylight won't kill him, but electromagnetic radiation from a cell phone just might.

Then there's the vampire couple in “Prey”, originally published in my collection Fire and now available on my website. Philip and Julia are ancient undead, residing among the shadows of history in Prague. They do not need human blood to survive, but they are addicted to the adoration bestowed on them by mortals.

Thinking over my vampire creations I realize that there is one thing they all have in common. Every single one can make a human cream his or her jeans with no effort at all. Even without trying, they evoke fascination and lust. I guess this is the sine qua non of vampire erotica.

I thought I'd leave you with a brief excerpt from Fire in the Blood that demonstrates the effect Etienne has on poor Troy.

Hurricane lanterns hung from the rafters of the empty bar. In the background, Bob Marley sang about shooting the sheriff. The stranger snared Troy’s gaze. Troy felt strangely transparent, as though the other man could read his thoughts. “What will you have? Allow me to treat you.”

“That’s very kind, but since I’m the only one drinking…”

“What will you have?” The quiet voice demanded obedience. Troy swallowed and shifted in his chair. He was surprised to find that his cock was half-hard.

“Um―just a Red Stripe, I guess.”

“Have you tried any of our rum drinks yet? They are delicious, though quite potent.”

“Not really…”

“Let me recommend a Calico Jack. Two kinds of rum, pineapple juice, lime and Triple Sec. You will enjoy it, I guarantee.” Without waiting for Troy’s agreement, the giant headed for the counter at the back of the deck.

Troy couldn’t take his eyes off the man. He moved with the grace of a dancer, every gesture fluid and precise, but there was nothing effeminate about him. Despite his fine clothes and impeccable manners, the stranger broadcast an aura of raw masculinity. Undressed, he would be a colossus, a gladiator, a savage warrior. Troy pictured him wearing a loin cloth and carrying a spear. He could see that ebony skin stretched over rippling muscle, gleaming with sweat, the thick lips parted as he sprinted after his prey…

Troy’s penis jerked inside his shorts. What the hell? Sure, he’d tried a few experiments in college, but they’d led him to conclude that he was one-hundred-percent straight. Yet here he was, getting turned on by some guy whose name he didn’t even know.

Maybe it’s just Jamaica, he thought. The same steamy climate that kindled Maddy’s crazy passion this afternoon.

Maddy. The recollection brought a twinge of guilt. He had intended to stay within earshot. But really, he was only a hundred yards from the room, and he had his phone. If she needed him, she’d call. He could be at her side in two minutes.

The stranger returned with a tall glass frosted with condensation, a wedge of pineapple impaled on the stirrer. He set it down on the shelf jutted from the railing in front of them. “Here you are, my friend. Take a sip of this and let me know what you think.” He seated himself once more. Troy noticed that the other man’s thigh was mere inches from his own. The hum of arousal singing through his body increased in volume.

The drink was simultaneously sweet and tart. The fruit juice masked the bite of the rum. Troy swallowed several more mouthfuls. Warmth simmered in his belly and gradually flowed out to his limbs. He drank more deeply, then relaxed back into his chair.

The black man watched Troy savour the concoction, smiling indulgently. “Delicious, no?”

“Definitely!” Troy’s enthusiasm was genuine. “Just as you promised.” He drew on the straw and was disappointed to find that the drink was already gone. “Thank you. But I don’t even know your name.”

“You can call me Etienne,” his companion replied. “Would you like another?”

Troy giggled, feeling the effects of the rum he had barely tasted. “Not yet! I don’t think I could handle it. But thanks. I’m Troy, by the way.” He held out his hand.

Etienne took Troy’s hand in his own. He did not exactly shake it, however. He clasped it loosely, running the ball of his thumb up over the back of Troy’s. Meanwhile his index finger slid up along Troy’s wrist, coming to rest against Troy’s pulse point.

Etienne’s fingers were so cool that Troy was startled. Maybe from carrying my drink, he thought. The black man’s thumb continued to brush back and forth across Troy’s skin. The light touch raised goose bumps on Troy’s bare arms. Meanwhile, inside his cut-off blue jeans, Troy’s swollen cock throbbed in time with Etienne’s languid movements. It was almost as though the other man was stroking his dick instead of his hand.

He felt suddenly dizzy. Etienne’s brooding beauty wavered in front of his eyes. For a moment, Troy thought he’d lose consciousness, but then the world stabilised. The essence of roses hung in the air between them.

If you're intrigued, fly on over to Total-E-Bound and pick up your own copy of Fire in the Blood.

On the other hand, if you think the world would be better off with fewer undead―well, I don't really blame you!

Bio: Lisabet Sarai is an author, editor and reviewer of erotica and erotic romance. She has been writing ever since she learned how to hold a pencil, and publishing for more than a decade. Lisabet has visited every continent except Australia and now lives in Southeast Asia. She holds more degrees than anyone should ever want from prestigious universities who would undoubtedly be embarrassed if she mentioned them by name. For more information about her, including lots of free stories, visit her website Lisabet's Fantasy Factory, http://www.lisabetsarai.com.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Vampire Included

I hope you'll join the fun here tomorrow when gifted author/editor/critic Lisabet Sarai drops by with a guest post! Lisabet's newest novel, Fire in the Blood, has just been released, and I have it on good authority that LS will arrive with a vampire in tow. (Note to self: Set extra place at table for vampire. Stock up on napkins.)

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Phil. in your calendars!

This is an early announcement (it's about 8:00 a.m. here) to let you know that I'll be returning to Philadelphia's Erotic Literary Salon this fall! I'll be the featured guest on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, reading from Rock My Socks Off. Details below. (Please note that the salon has moved since last I read there.)

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The salon is held at TIME (the Bohemian Absinthe Lounge), 1315 Sansom Street, Center City, Philadelphia. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. (limited seating), for cocktails, food and conversation. The event begins promptly at 8:00 p.m. Admission is $10, discounted for readers,* students, and seniors (65+) to $8. Salon attendees must be 21.

*Attendees who wish to read during the open-mike portion of the event are encouraged to reserve their slots by writing to contact AT TheEroticSalon DOT com.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Asexual Reproduction


In order to accommodate their growing international audience, the Xcite Books website has undergone mitosis! Yes, the site has divided into two sites, one designed to serve the U.S. and Canada, and one for Europe and the UK.

Says Xcite:

To celebrate the new sites we are offering a FREE copy of Summers Sizzlers with any ebook purchase - it's the perfect book for some summer reading!

In addition, you'll find a coupon currently displayed on the welcome page, which you can use against your purchases.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Jeremy at Bedtime

Looking for some bedtime reading? Justus Roux's Erotic Tales is featuring one of my stories this month, and a new site called Every Night Erotica (they mean it!) has also been running some of my work. Thanks, JR and ENE!

Monday, August 2, 2010

Speed Reading

Hello, erotica lovers! I'm very pleased to be participating in the August 2010 virtual book tour for Fast Girls: Erotica for Women, edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel.

No, I'm not a woman (of any pace), but this book is so emphatically for me as well. It's composed of sizzling, thought-provoking erotic stories by women whose glorious literary virtuosity makes me tingle—intellectually, emotionally, physically.

And the title resonates, because the book features the work of favorite authors who grabbed me the very first time I encountered them—fast.

Story after story, Fast Girls brings us the fierce but delicate pleasures of desire, adventure, urgency, epiphany, and orgasm. In Jacqueline Applebee's "Five-Minute Porn Star," the tenderness and three-dimensional humanity of real people playing with stilted porn conventions is as moving as it is hot. Saskia Walker's joyous "Communal" celebrates the feverish lust of vicarious passion and the places beyond, with the sensuousness that always speaks so captivatingly in Walker's voice.

"Waiting for Beethoven" is a banquet for those of us who love to be seduced by the exquisite interplay between art, sex, and emotion. In this piece, Susie Hara has created a self-contained world as perfect as a sonata. "Flash!" by Andrea Dale takes us to a sweltering level of arousal, as a professional voyeur gets her turn in front of the camera. This tale, like all these tales, reminds us that the psychological factor is supreme.

Donna George Storey, for instance, knows that. Ever brilliant at turning a complex situation on its head, she elicits magic from cynicism in "Waxing Eloquent." And since it's magic words we want from our erotica, I will now utter some more: Tenille Brown. Rachel Kramer Bussel. Elizabeth Coldwell. D. L. King. Charlotte Stein. Kristina Wright. Read the table of contents—fast—and let yourself go. You're in good hands. So many pairs of good hands.

You'll find the full schedule for the Fast Girls book tour at the Fast Girls blog.