Thursday, March 19, 2009

She Says/She Says

If you want to hear about a mind-blowingly sexy offer ... with another mind-blowingly sexy offer stacked on top of it ... then read on!
Rachel says:
I'm running a special promotion: order The Mile High Club: Plane Sex Stories from Amazon.com anytime on Monday, March 23rd, and I'll send you any of my Cleis Press books you want, for free (Do Not Disturb, Tasting Him, Tasting Her, Yes, Sir, Yes, Ma'am, He's on Top, She's on Top, Rubber Sex, Crossdessing, Hide and Seek, Caught Looking, Rubber Sex, Best Sex Writing 2008, Best Sex Writing 2009).
Instructions:
1. Purchase The Mile High Club: Plane Sex Stories on March 23, 2009 from Amazon.com (MUST be on that date and MUST be from Amazon.com)
2. Forward the receipt to milehighantho at gmail.com AND tell me which of the above books you'd like
U.S. addresses only (sorry!)
Pretty fucking fantastic, eh? But wait! Don't answer yet, as they say on TV ... because there's a horny promotion on top of this horny promotion! Alison says:
I am offering a special incentive to my readers. If you buy Rachel's book plus one of my books, I will also send you a free book of your choice from my back list. . . .
Just drop me an email (to msalisontyler at yahoo dot com) to say that you bought TMHC on the 23rd and let me know which of my titles you purchased and which one you'd like. (You need to choose a Pretty Things Press or Cleis book from me. But that gives you about 50 titles to choose from.) So you buy two books and get two books free.
Now, isn't that all pretty double-fucking double-fantastic?
Don't forget—the day to double the pleasure of doubling your pleasure is Monday, March 23.

2 comments:

Kirsten Monroe said...

You sure know how to put the groove on those horny promotions!

Congrats on all of the excitement and your talent for "pubic relations."

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, KM! And—ha!—"pubic relations"!! Do you think I should launch my own ... firm?