Tuesday, May 26, 2009

"Are you trying to seduce me by engaging in abstract discussions of sexuality?"

I'm just asking. It's all a matter of "Cordelia's Significance."

Thank you, Clean Sheets!

9 comments:

Emerald said...

What a delightful story, Jeremy! And I laughed out loud several times, especially at this: "I didn't consider it necessary to tell her that I had masturbated upon the memory countless times." HA! That really cracked me up.

Congratulations!

Craig Sorensen said...

Nicely done, Jeremy. What a great romp to start a hump-day.

I understand an inarticulate statement made after an even more inarticulate gulp!

Donna said...

Yes, I was laughing, too! Abstract discussions of sexuality are my favorite way to be seduced, so this story was a particular pleasure to read :-).

Confidant said...

Oh, Jeremy, you make it look so easy! Marvelous piece! I always love how you pepper your dialogue with delicious mouthfuls of wit. You put the long-winded into short pants (insert comedy drum roll.)

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, Emerald!

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And I laughed out loud several times, especially at this: "I didn't consider it necessary to tell her that I had masturbated upon the memory countless times." **

I'm glad I told you!

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, Craig! I'm glad you're fluent in Inarticulese. I find that's the only language in which we can effectively mmfrbr glbn zzrldjm.

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, Donna! Your seduction preferences have been duly noted, and forwarded to the seduction chef out back. ; )

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, Confidant! I went into the dressing room and short-changed my trousers. But they weren't taken in.

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, Gina Marie!

I let my trousers out just now. They're running around the yard.