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Hello!

Just a friendly note to say that I'm winding things down (or do I mean "winding things up"?) on this blog, and I will no longer be posting. I take this step in accordance with my (retroactive) five-year plan, which states that I've been blogging here for five years, my elbow has worn a thin patch in the carpet, and the elastic on my boxer briefs can no longer carry a tune. (You see, due to Blogger space constraints I keep just the one set of clothes here, which means everything's been through the nightly laundry cycle some 1,800 times now. I'm currently wearing the fedora on my thumb.)

I am, however, leaving the existing content intact, and I'll continue to add titles and covers to the sidebars to link to new anthology releases. (There's quite a little crop of forthcoming anthos at the moment, as a matter of fact.) There's also my website, which I keep current with all publications, any upcoming live readings, etc.

I can be reached, as ever, via e-mail (jerotic AT gmail DOT com). And if you'd like to receive my occasional bulletins (which are generally similar in form and content to the posts I've done here in the past—and which are not to be confused with occasional tables, though those might in theory have erotica anthologies on them)... then I warmly invite you to sign up for my self-heated mailing list: just e-mail me at the address above, with the subject line "subscribe."

[Please also note that while comments of yore remain visible here, commenting has now been disabled.]

Thanks for dropping by!
Jeremy (:v>

Interview with my thirteen-year-old writer self

The fabulous Kay Jaybee is hosting me today—two of me! Come see what Young Jeremy and Old Jeremy have to say to each other.

Another lifetime goal achieved: I'm a coupon code!

Say the Oysterers:

HAPPY RELEASE DAY!! Jeremy's book The Pleasure Dial is officially now available in PAPERBACK! Use coupon code jeremyedwards to save 15% off ANY of his titles on our site AND if you order the print edition of The Pleasure Dial also get FREE SHIPPING in the U.S.!! (expires 10/13) http://oceroticbooks.com/ebooks/the-pleasure-dial-print-edition

Are you third-sty?

Here's another chance to sample a third of Rock My Socks Off for free, and assess its effect on your own socks:

http://www.amazon.com/Merriment-Museum-Socks-Trilogy-ebook/dp/B008DK2S1I/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1340365921&sr=1-1&keywords=Rock+My+Socks+Off

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Merriment-Museum-Socks-Trilogy-ebook/dp/B008DK2S1I/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1340365625&sr=1-1

OC Goes (Literally) to Press!

If you've been waiting to order your paperback copy of The Pleasure Dial directly from the publisher, you can seal the deal! OC Press is now filling orders from their retail site—and if you live in the U.S., you'll even get free shipping.

For additional purchasing options (in both paperback and e-book forms), visit my website.

Vi's Velvet Vibes

A jazzy Jeremy story is now playing live at Oysters & Chocolate—a vintage JE cut that's never gigged online before!

"Fetch me some pleasure, gentle bookseller."

You can now obtain The Pleasure Dial: An Erotocomedic Novel of Old-Time Radio in paperback through your favorite (U.S.) indie bookstore!

 (If your bookstore clerk asks where they can get it, the answer is "Ingram Book Co. or OC Press"!)

A Tale of Two Jeremys

And speaking of math...

The vintage Jeremy story "Doing the Math" is featured this month at Justus Roux's Erotic Tales. (Second story down, through August 31, 2012.)

Time slows down while conflicting and contradictory thoughts fly back and forth across his mind like bats: She said to. I’m married. It’s mistletoe. Christmas is over. She’s a colleague. She’s comfortable with it. Sharon wouldn’t like it. Sharon would like it.

Two sixty-ninths!

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You don't have to be good at math to understand why I'm thrilled to account for two sixty-ninths of the short-short stories in Alison Tyler's new Harlequin Spice antho, 69!

It was a funny thing about theater people. Sometimes you didn’t know whether a fellow cast member was sharing intimate details as a way of coming on, or whether it was just an expression of that individual’s extroversion and openness.

That's from "Cast Party," and my other contribution is a cozy little narrative called "Laplanders." 

I can't wait to read the other sixty-seven!

Baby Got Back Cover

One of the fun things about an e-book expanding into a print edition is that the book gains a back cover! Here's a derriere view of the forthcoming print version of The Pleasure Dial:

(N.B. The missing space after the semicolon has been fixed.)

Mini-Post

Just a mini-post to note that vintage Jeremy stories continue to appear at Every Night Erotica. Thanks, ENE!

Rock My Socks Off Has Triplets!

My first erotocomedic novel, Rock My Socks Off, has gone and divided itself into a triptych! These are MOBI-format e-books (suitable for Kindle OR your computer)... and today and tomorrow (Sat. 6/23 & Sun. 6/24), depending where you live, the first ptych is free!

Part 1, Merriment in the Museum: Amazon (U.S.) | Amazon (UK)
Part 2, Orgasms in the Observatory: Amazon (U.S.) | Amazon (UK)
Part 3, Sexcapades in the Studio: Amazon (U.S.) | Amazon (UK)