Thursday, December 4, 2008

Get On, Get Off

Get on, get off when you fly in masturbation class!
Only from Zirbin Airlines.
Trendsetting tycoon Maxwell Zirbin had definitely outdone himself this time ...

That's how my story "Get On, Get Off" departs from the jetway, on board The Mile High Club, an airplane-sex anthology piloted by Rachel Kramer Bussel. (That's sex on airplanes, not sex between or among airplanes. Though if you've ever wondered where those little planes come from ...)

The flight is scheduled for March, 2009, and Amazon is already taking reservations! And if you visit the book's blog, you'll see that I'll be embarking with Cheyenne Blue, Elizabeth Coldwell, Stan Kent, Sommer Marsden, Teresa Noelle Roberts, Thomas S. Roche, Craig J. Sorensen, Donna George Storey, Alison Tyler, Kristina Wright, and other first-class travelers. Who needs a window seat, with neighbors like that!


14 comments:

Neve Black said...

Congratulations!

Nice lineup of writers. Yah!

Nikki Magennis said...

Oh, wow, that sounds like a scream! Congrats, Jeremy, and I do love that cover. It makes it look all wObbLy.

EllaRegina said...

Congratulations, Jeremy! You soar!!

Craig Sorensen said...

Congrats Jeremy, and thanks for the shout-out.

If you shout out in a pressurized cabins, can birds on the outside hear what you're saying, even if it blissful gibberish?

My verification word is "flicen."

Seems appropriate.

Donna said...

It looks like a fun ride--and I get to sit next to Craig, or so the toc suggests. That could be interesting....

I'm "piress," the feminine version of a pire?

Alana said...

Good for you, J-Man.

:-)

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, Neve!

Nice lineup of writers. Yah!

We are in fact lined up, prior to boarding, with all our carry-on luggage—you know, the condoms, vibrators, and other equipment required for carrying on.

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, Nikki! I like the cover, too, and I think my favorite part is the little cartoon airplane-in-transit icon. It makes this look like such an official plane-sex item!

Jeremy Edwards said...

Congratulations, Jeremy! You soar!!

Haha, thanks ER! I'm not sore yet, but check with me after the flight.

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, Craig—you, too!

If you shout out in a pressurized cabins, can birds on the outside hear what you're saying, even if it blissful gibberish?

Sorry, I can't hear you.

Jeremy Edwards said...

It looks like a fun ride--and I get to sit next to Craig, or so the toc suggests. That could be interesting....

Just remember ... your seatbelt is the one one on the far side of your neighbor, accessible only by pawing your way across until you're sure that what you've grabbed is the correct item. Remember, seat-belt use is required.

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, Alana! And—hey—we're going to be in the Oysters & Choc antho together, along with Neve! Yay!!

Charlotte said...

Congrats!

I will certainly be purchasing my copy..I'm sure you're writing will be fabulous as always!

xx

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thank you, Charlotte!

Would you like some complimentary peanuts, or a headset?