Monday, December 22, 2008

Golden latkertunity

The Golden Lake Resort is a "semi-refurbished" Catskills destination that is better known by its nickname, "The Golden Latke." It only exists in my mind—and in a story of mine that's now available at Ruthie's Club. There you'll find skeptical vacationer Joyce, wisecracking entertainment director Bernie Schellfisch, and other horny Hanukkah holidaymakers.

Thanks, Ruthie!

[Paid membership required. Bring your own towel.]


Neve Black said...


Great image, J.

pxbberni. This is my Yiddish spam word for pssst...Bernie, it's time for some fun (wink-wink).

Jeremy Edwards said...

Oh, Neve, that's so great that you got a Bernie spam word! The spam gremlins must really love you.

Heidi Champa said...

Sounds like a great place, Jeremy. Maybe you should open it for real. ;)

Spam word: wheabsc

Hmmm, I may need more time with this one.

Kirsten Monroe said...

Yay-hooo! What a fabulous pool shot!

Congrats Jeremy!

Spamword is slonsmose -- cosmic!

EllaRegina said...

Funny, that's exactly how I pictured it, except I imagined a latke-shaped swimming pool. A Star of David pool would work, too, but people would hit their poor heads on all the pointy edges.

Mazel tov, bubbelah!

And I agree with Heidi. You could have a nice sideline running such a joint.

Donna said...

I just want to dive right in and make merry. I hope my Ruthie's membership hasn't expired yet--this sounds like it's worth a little holiday trip!

"thrifier"--perfect for these hard economic times.

EllaRegina said...

Donna said...

"thrifier"--perfect for these hard economic times.

Things are so bad they couldn't afford the second t.

Jeremy Edwards said...

Thanks, everyone!

When I open my resort, admission will be free for anyone presenting a valid spamword.

Helia said...

Great picture. I wonder if that's a real tree?

This is my first comment on your blog and my first comment ever! {gulp}

Jeremy Edwards said...

Tree? I thought that was part of that lady in the black bathing suit's coiffure.

Welcome to your new Eroticaland identity, Helia Brookes (the artist also known as "Mrs. Jeremy")! It looks lovely on you.

Helia Brookes said...

[recommenting with a an updated profile] Spam word: mentrew. I should look it up in the OED--it sounds real.

EllaRegina said...

Welcome to commentville, Helia Brookes!

Hey, Jeremy, can she be our Miss Brookes, too? ;-)

My word: sucrec

I am getting a sore throat, now that I think about it...

Charlotte Stein aka The Mighty Viper said...

Just wanted to stop by and wave, Jeremy, and let you know that I'm adding you to my blogroll. Dubious honour, I know, but when I invent the teleporter and single-handedly save the world while becoming a zillionaire, you'll be happy you're there.



Jeremy Edwards said...

I'm glad already! Not a dubious honor, but an indubitable one.

P.S. While you're in your inventing laboratory, could you invent the hula hoop? Yes, I realize this has technically been invented already ... but I lost mine.