It was never Theresa's goal to convert me by fucking me, to hump my dry-bone atheism into a more lubricious, spiritual form of atheism ...
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"Jeremy Edwards is an incredible storyteller." Ashley Lister, Erotica Readers & Writers Association
"Jeremy Edwards’ masterful blend of sensuousness with a splash of kink is sure to arouse the most sophisticated readers." Alison Tyler
"Jeremy Edwards is one of the best writers of erotic fiction." Polly Frost, author of Deep Inside and Sex Scenes
"Jeremy Edwards never fails to please." Lucrezia Magazine
"The man has magic in each and every one of his dirty little fingertips." ZenFetish
"Jeremy Edwards has, in two novels and countless shorter pieces, managed to earn himself a spot as a master of erotocomedic fiction. The light, carefree but deeply affectionate way in which his characters interact with each other has become his trademark, and I’m hooked on it." Madeline Elayne
"His stories are witty, charming, intelligent, raunchy, and wildly arousing." Saskia Walker
"His upbeat stories should be required reading for a sex-positive approach to the sensual life." Donna George Storey
"Witty, humorous, and erotically romantic.... It is a flavor all its own." Roxanne Rhoads
"The irresistible blend of raunch and romantic sweetness..." Forum (UK)
The Pleasure Dial: An Erotocomedic Novel of Old-Time Radio, by Jeremy Edwards
"Sex-positive and upbeat ... hurtles along at the unmissable pace of a Buster Keaton car chase.... [Edwards] knows how to tell a story that excites and entertains and his fiction is never less than a must-read." Ashley Lister, Erotica Readers & Writers Association
"How can you not love an author who focuses first on his heroines’ intelligence and second on their sexual exuberance, with physical appearance taking third place?... This is a clever and very funny book." Beyond Romance
"Fans of Jeremy Edwards' erotic tales are sure to enjoy this expertly-paced romp through the glamorous world of 1930's Hollywood. You'll find Edwards' signature witty repartee, an unfettered celebration of sensual pleasure, and plenty of clever twists in a story that evokes the screwball comedies of the golden age." Donna George Storey
"Jeremy is gifted at combining humour and erotic elements in a rollicking good story. No easy task. His latest novel, The Pleasure Dial, is a real treat.... " Saskia Walker
"The novel never wavers in its vibrant, lively pacing and flawlessly entertaining storyline. I frequently found myself caught between laughing out loud and beaming with delight at the charm and wit that abounds in the prose...." Emerald
"I smiled and giggled all the way through this romp of a read.... Fear not however—the humour doesn’t in any way detract from the sensuality of the piece—this tale is toasty!" Kay Jaybee
"It reminded me of the works of P.G. Wodehouse, which are likewise peopled with charming eccentrics...." Vanessa Wu
"Lubricious, lively, and louche...." The Jaydit Reader
Rock My Socks Off, an erotic novel by Jeremy Edwards
"What makes this book truly special ... is the raucous sense of humor upon which the sex is buoyed.... There is not a cliché to be found in the entire novel and, when it comes to erotica, that alone is quite a feat." Jordan LaRousse, Oysters & Chocolate Erotic
"Mr. Edwards paints a delightful picture of a relationship grounded on mutual respect and mutual horniness.... If you're in search of some good-natured, cheeky entertainment, I recommend it highly." Lisabet Sarai, Erotica Revealed
"A blisteringly good read. From the opening lines the story is charged with chemistry between the central characters." Ashley Lister, Erotica Readers & Writers Association
"A splendid demonstration of how to ally sex and humour.... [It] will raise the reader’s temperature and royally entertain." Maxim Jakubowski, Lovereading UK
"Protagonists Jacob and Normandie are like a modern-day Nick and Nora Charles, except their Thin Man–style adventures leap quickly from clever innuendo to hot and explicit erotic encounters of every flavor.... I highly recommend you read this with a glass of champagne by your side." Donna George Storey
"From page one, I was as in love with this novel's characters as they are with each other.... Brilliantly delightful and unwaveringly uplifting, Rock My Socks Off offers nonstop entertainment and dazzling prose in a tale of sexual openness, enthusiasm, and love." Emerald
"Rock My Socks Off is a fun-fest .... A rollicking good romp." Lucy Felthouse
"So warm, charming, funny and sexy."Charlotte Stein
"Smart, perverse and sexually inventive." Polly Frost, author of Deep Inside and Sex Scenes
"A humorous and sexy frolic that you won't want to put down." Roxanne Rhoads
Spark My Moment, a collection of erotic stories by Jeremy Edwards
"Sharp. Witty. Fun. Sexy. I don’t think you can ask for much more from an author of erotic fiction." Ashley Lister, Erotica Readers & Writers Association
"There’s something about the characterization in these stories that blew me away.... This is a brilliant collection of short stories." Samantha Sade, Oysters & Chocolate Erotic
"You can’t miss with Spark My Moment." Steven Hart, Erotica Revealed
"A whole book of fun sex.... a Jeremy Edwards extravaganza.... Every story is uplifting in some way." Sharazade
"Jeremy Edwards is stamping out the literary equivalent of airbrushed thighs.... Spark My Moment is packed full of stories with wonderful, cerebral plot lines with no shitty clichés anywhere." Helen Storey, Foreplay
- Jeremy Edwards
- As a writer of erotic fiction, I endeavor to spin libido into literature. My greatest goal in life is to be sexy and witty at the same moment—ideally in lighting that flatters my profile.
"Roundnesses"
by Jeremy Edwards
16 comments:
I can relate to this story in so many ways--you didn't warn me it was wine porn, too! Scrumptious and intoxicating!
Gorgeous, J, just beautiful. Of course, your writing is uber-smutty and very hot, but you're also a pro when it comes to telling us about the deep, sensitive, caring and respectful tenderness your characters share too. I love that!
Ahhh...I'm getting teary-eyed. Thank you for sharing this with us.
Congrats Jeremy. It is an amazing story. So expressive and wonderful. I agree with Donna, intoxicating!!
I read this last night - just happened over there - and was thinking - that's funny, Jeremy hadn't said anything about a new story.
Loved this -
I wanted her to know. "I feel something," I told her, breathing hard.
"I should fucking hope so!" she replied from the edge of her bliss, breakbeating our rhythm with laughter.
I had to keep going back to those lines, chuckling. Great!
Congrats, Jeremy.
I look forward to digging in!
Wow, Jeremy, that was wonderful. You really do have an incredibly sexy mind!
You folks make me so very, very, very happy! Thank you for filling my universe with warmth and light.
I was so happy to see it up! The story, I mean. ;-)
Congratulations!
Thanks, ER and KM! I just got up—er, I mean woke up ... and your comments made me all nice and skingly!
What a GORGEOUS story...I loved it so much I hardly know what to say. A beautiful description of exactly what I understand to be true about the Universe. While I loved the eroticism of it, the appreciation I felt of the description of the spiritual component really seared for me. And of course, I love the combination thereof. Thank you Jeremy.
Oh, what a wonderful story! I love the two different ways of seeing the same thing (though I realise that makes no proper sense).
I was reading though thinking, Ah, I'll quote that line back at him, it's great. My first was 'and let trust and acceptance fill in the gaps'.
Then I had to stop thinking that way because there were too many gems.
Au contraire, Kristina, you make perfect sense.
I was distracted this morning, so I didn't read this story as I had planned, and I'm glad I waited. It's the kind of story one can get lost in!
Excellent!
Verification word: beling. As in a state of beling.
Gorgeous story, Jeremy! Sorry I'm late - the universe distracted me there, but I just wanted to add my voice to the chorus.
I loved Theresa's character, and like KL says, so many great lines.
Wow—thanks, Emerald, Kristina, Craig, and Nikki!
We've been away from home this week, and it's been a very enjoyable time indeed ... but I can say without exaggeration that reading the heartwarming comments here has been a true highlight of the vacation week. : )
Lovely story, Jeremy. You blew me away with this one.
(And this is my third attempt to publish this comment, so I apologize if there are multiples.)
Thank you so much, KW! We've just returned from our travels, and you've prompted a new round of happy-dancing on our home turf.
And I'm sorry my blog forgot its manners and didn't let you in the first two times you knocked. Thanks for your persistence in the face of such blog boorishness!
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