I had a wonderful time reading my erotica on the Air Atta Ca Talk Internet radio show last night! [Note: radio will autoplay when you follow the link.] Though the hour went quickly—as is the habit of fun hours—I was able to squeeze in (and fondle) three pieces before the ol' clock on the wall triggered the ol' trapdoor to the sidewalk: "Every Night" aka "Ass Pajama Lottery"; "Mindy's Pheromones"; and "Le Petit Déjeuner."
The link above takes you directly to the show that features Yours Truly, where you can play and listen. If you prefer to download the show, you'll want to visit the program's main page [note: autoplay also enabled there] and scroll down (or, depending when you're reading this, navigate back to pages of older shows) till you find the December 7th/8th program. (This way, of course, you'll also have the opportunity to listen to all the other installments of the show!)
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Big thanks to hosts Sunny and Kat for making me so welcome and entertaining me with their hilarious conversation and captivating readings of their own writing!
Yes, I always read with my hat on.
"Jeremy Edwards is an incredible storyteller." Ashley Lister, Erotica Readers & Writers Association
"Jeremy Edwards’ masterful blend of sensuousness with a splash of kink is sure to arouse the most sophisticated readers." Alison Tyler
"Jeremy Edwards is one of the best writers of erotic fiction." Polly Frost, author of Deep Inside and Sex Scenes
"Jeremy Edwards never fails to please." Lucrezia Magazine
"The man has magic in each and every one of his dirty little fingertips." ZenFetish
"Jeremy Edwards has, in two novels and countless shorter pieces, managed to earn himself a spot as a master of erotocomedic fiction. The light, carefree but deeply affectionate way in which his characters interact with each other has become his trademark, and I’m hooked on it." Madeline Elayne
"His stories are witty, charming, intelligent, raunchy, and wildly arousing." Saskia Walker
"His upbeat stories should be required reading for a sex-positive approach to the sensual life." Donna George Storey
"Witty, humorous, and erotically romantic.... It is a flavor all its own." Roxanne Rhoads
"The irresistible blend of raunch and romantic sweetness..." Forum (UK)
The Pleasure Dial: An Erotocomedic Novel of Old-Time Radio, by Jeremy Edwards
"Sex-positive and upbeat ... hurtles along at the unmissable pace of a Buster Keaton car chase.... [Edwards] knows how to tell a story that excites and entertains and his fiction is never less than a must-read." Ashley Lister, Erotica Readers & Writers Association
"How can you not love an author who focuses first on his heroines’ intelligence and second on their sexual exuberance, with physical appearance taking third place?... This is a clever and very funny book." Beyond Romance
"Fans of Jeremy Edwards' erotic tales are sure to enjoy this expertly-paced romp through the glamorous world of 1930's Hollywood. You'll find Edwards' signature witty repartee, an unfettered celebration of sensual pleasure, and plenty of clever twists in a story that evokes the screwball comedies of the golden age." Donna George Storey
"Jeremy is gifted at combining humour and erotic elements in a rollicking good story. No easy task. His latest novel, The Pleasure Dial, is a real treat.... " Saskia Walker
"The novel never wavers in its vibrant, lively pacing and flawlessly entertaining storyline. I frequently found myself caught between laughing out loud and beaming with delight at the charm and wit that abounds in the prose...." Emerald
"I smiled and giggled all the way through this romp of a read.... Fear not however—the humour doesn’t in any way detract from the sensuality of the piece—this tale is toasty!" Kay Jaybee
"It reminded me of the works of P.G. Wodehouse, which are likewise peopled with charming eccentrics...." Vanessa Wu
"Lubricious, lively, and louche...." The Jaydit Reader
Rock My Socks Off, an erotic novel by Jeremy Edwards
"What makes this book truly special ... is the raucous sense of humor upon which the sex is buoyed.... There is not a cliché to be found in the entire novel and, when it comes to erotica, that alone is quite a feat." Jordan LaRousse, Oysters & Chocolate Erotic
"Mr. Edwards paints a delightful picture of a relationship grounded on mutual respect and mutual horniness.... If you're in search of some good-natured, cheeky entertainment, I recommend it highly." Lisabet Sarai, Erotica Revealed
"A blisteringly good read. From the opening lines the story is charged with chemistry between the central characters." Ashley Lister, Erotica Readers & Writers Association
"A splendid demonstration of how to ally sex and humour.... [It] will raise the reader’s temperature and royally entertain." Maxim Jakubowski, Lovereading UK
"Protagonists Jacob and Normandie are like a modern-day Nick and Nora Charles, except their Thin Man–style adventures leap quickly from clever innuendo to hot and explicit erotic encounters of every flavor.... I highly recommend you read this with a glass of champagne by your side." Donna George Storey
"From page one, I was as in love with this novel's characters as they are with each other.... Brilliantly delightful and unwaveringly uplifting, Rock My Socks Off offers nonstop entertainment and dazzling prose in a tale of sexual openness, enthusiasm, and love." Emerald
"Rock My Socks Off is a fun-fest .... A rollicking good romp." Lucy Felthouse
"So warm, charming, funny and sexy."Charlotte Stein
"Smart, perverse and sexually inventive." Polly Frost, author of Deep Inside and Sex Scenes
"A humorous and sexy frolic that you won't want to put down." Roxanne Rhoads
Spark My Moment, a collection of erotic stories by Jeremy Edwards
"Sharp. Witty. Fun. Sexy. I don’t think you can ask for much more from an author of erotic fiction." Ashley Lister, Erotica Readers & Writers Association
"There’s something about the characterization in these stories that blew me away.... This is a brilliant collection of short stories." Samantha Sade, Oysters & Chocolate Erotic
"You can’t miss with Spark My Moment." Steven Hart, Erotica Revealed
"A whole book of fun sex.... a Jeremy Edwards extravaganza.... Every story is uplifting in some way." Sharazade
"Jeremy Edwards is stamping out the literary equivalent of airbrushed thighs.... Spark My Moment is packed full of stories with wonderful, cerebral plot lines with no shitty clichés anywhere." Helen Storey, Foreplay
- Jeremy Edwards
- As a writer of erotic fiction, I endeavor to spin libido into literature. My greatest goal in life is to be sexy and witty at the same moment—ideally in lighting that flatters my profile.
"Roundnesses"
by Jeremy Edwards
11 comments:
I listened to it later in the evening, I missed it by a few hours. It was great. You did such an awesome job, what a great reader you are. Your voice wasn't anywhere close to what I had imagined in my head. Isn't it funny how we put a voice to the people whom we read. You sound so young... this is coming from a female who when answers the phone the telemarketer on the other end asks... "May I speak to your Mommy?" Hehe.
I'm with Ally on that, Jeremy. Very well done.
Your reading was very lively and accented the written words well. I again tip my very un-fedora hat to you on a fine performance.
Craig
Thanks, Ally and Craig! Your pos. feedback makes my day. : )
As for the "young" sound of my voice ... well, let's face it—we erotic elves (and I refer here to all of us) don't really age.
Now, of course, I'm curious as to the voice you'd imagined: Orson Welles? Robert Mitchum? Pee Wee Herman? (I can actually do imitations of most of those people, but it might not be very erotic. At least not for them.)
I guess it was a deep throaty voice I had imagined... Like Vin Diesel. But your voice sounds more sexy... (submissive). Ohoh,twinge... LOL.
Ally, I may just have to use that "voice sexier than Vin Diesel's" remark in my shameless efforts to promote myself. (Okay with you?)
Ooh, must go listen now! Congrats, Jeremy, so exciting!
...So cool! Listened to the Ass Pyjamas so far. It's brilliant hearing stories read by the author, I think - as they should be read. And you did a wonderful job, I second Ally and Craig. Adds a whole other dimension to the story hearing it with a real voice.
(Quite ridiculously, I forgot you'd sound American!)
Thanks, Nikki! I'm delighted that you liked it!
I've been told that my stories read, on the page, with a suggestion of a "British accent." Though my time in the UK has been limited to a couple of brief vacations, I do think I'm most influenced by British writing styles (and by older North American styles that probably had more in common with British writing than does more contemporary N. Am. writing).
I confess that I've been known to affect an English accent, when called upon (or even when not) in theatre productions . . . but I doubt that you authentic UK-ers would approve of the results, and it's probably for the best that I did not attempt this on the erotic radio show. ; )
Oh, and this is as good a place as any to remind people to beware of that other Jeremy Edwards out there, the one who is British and who, unlike me, actually shows his face when he poses half-naked. Dude evidently has a new show on the telly, and consequently he's messing up my Google searches more than usual. Uh . . . that is, he would be, if I were in the habit of Googling myself.
I'm hoping I'll have some time to myself to listen to it tonight... I can't promise tho. Not because I don't want to -- but everyone in my house acts like I'm needed or something. :sigh:
I'm glad it went well for you!
Thanks, Slip! Luckily, erotica "keeps"—no expiration date, so it will be fresh whenever you get to it. (Erotica is so much better than yogurt, in that respect.)
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